25 Funny Quotes That Will Cherish Your Moments To Forget Worries

Life is a difficult to understand, it’s a deep ocean that never ends. In this present era, life has not stayed life as such; busy schedule, no time, emotionless relations, less humanity, no concerns, without sincerity. In this absurd life only those can survive with positive approach, who perceives that everything happens for some reason. It depends on us how we find enough time to cherish ourselves. Sometimes lovely memories make our life earnest. Sometimes funny friends don’t let you don’t. Friends play very important role in making your life worry less and make your days cherished and memorable that stays for long. Someone has said if you want stay alive don’t take life so seriously.

Fun could be taken from every single thing; from class room to office, home to garden, marriage to love, friends to siblings, comedy to talk shows, politics to cricket and many more. Life remains smooth and simple if you are full of life. Criticizing, jealousy, back biting, greed perishes you. As far as you keep the things simple you remain content. Being funny does not mean you don’t have troubles or sorrows but it means those hardships can’t break you down. You are stronger than your worries. Many philosophers and writers have written many quotes and articles on this.

Your small funny words can get anyone forget his/her sorrows. As Lana turner says success lies when a man has more money than his wife can spend and a women who finds such man. Einstein said if you facts do not match with your theory change your facts. Even big personalities sometimes make such ridiculous things. It is said that every man has a child in side him even he grows old. Steven wright said in a very funny way that I do not get afraid of heights but from widths.

As we all know that this world is full of sins and being a human being we can’t stop doing it unless our conscience makes us strong. To elaborate it mark twain said a very deep thing in a funny way but with a great message hidden in; that go to heaven for climate but if you want company go to hell.


Give something cheap

“If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap”
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Pretend to be normal

“Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring So I go back to being me”

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Things to do today

“Things to do today: get up, survive, go back to bed”

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You never realize

“You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun”

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Three things

“Three things a guy should want to change about his girl is: her last name, address and her viewpoint on men”

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I’ll be there

“If you fall, I’ll be there”

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Giving up smoking

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of time”

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Great electricity bill

“With great power comes great electricity bill”

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Enjoying good wine

“The secret of enjoying a good wine: open the bottle to allow it to breathe, if it does not look like it’s breathing give it mouth-to-mouth”

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Stop waiting

“Stop waiting for prince charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.”

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Sunset sign

“The sunset sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us”

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Enjoy life

“Enjoy life There’s plenty of time to be dead”

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Three sides of an argument

“There are three sides of any argument: your side, my side and right side”

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If Google dint exist

“If Google dint exist, we’d all be screwed”

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Wealthy people

“Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills…. Making the last car payment”

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Quickest way to double the money

“The quickest way to double your money it to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket”

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Always and Never

“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use”

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I don’t drink

“I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs”

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Less than your best

“Never settle for less than your best”

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“I have OCD and ADD so everything has to be perfect…… but not for very long”

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“There it is the I in team hidden in the A hole”

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“Lol the art of saying nothing”

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“Home is where your WiFi connects automatically ”

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“Smile… it will either warm their hearts or piss them off either way you will win”

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