The popular “SpongeBob SquarePants" is the sea sponge who lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea, who is favorites among cartoon lovers. From fishing in “Jelly Fish Fields" to riding an “Alaskan Bullworm,” his adventures in every episode are fun and trilling to watch.
For most of us, SpongeBob has been a part of our childhood. We have watched every season, every episode—every holiday special starring “Patchy the Pirate”.
SpongeBob is regarded as one of the top childhood cartoons that has played a major role in the shaping and development of our little kid’s creative mind. Its humor, craziness and odd relevance to reality have a positive impact. SpongeBob is uproariously funny to the extent that it keeps you addicted. And this is one particular trait that makes it so re-watchable.
Today we are bringing to you 20 funny SpongeBob quotes. Hope you enjoy it.
1. Weirdest Boner
“I have the weirdest boner right now."
2. Hey Pal
“Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town."
3. Excuse Me Sir
“Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you."
4. Good Noodle
“I’m a good noodle."
5. Old Sayin
“There’s an old sayin lad: what doesn’t kill ya… usually succeeds in a second attempt."
6. My Weekend
“When people ask me how I’m gonna spend my weekend."
“Squidward, I broke my laugh box."
“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
9. Be Excused
“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
10. Pretty Girl
“That hat makes you look like a girl. Am I a pretty girl."
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
“You want me to explode?"
13. Is This Any Better
“Is this any better, squidward? I made this one with my tears."
14. The Award For Laziness
“If I won the award for laziness, I would send you to pick it for me."
15. Drive A Sandwich
“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich."
16. Inner Machinations
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
17. Say Hello
“And say hello to used napkin."
18. I swear
“I swear it’s not what it looks like."
19. This Friendship
“And I thought this friendship would never pay off."
20. For Doing
“For doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else."