Funny Spongebob Quotes


 The popular “SpongeBob SquarePants" is the sea sponge who lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the sea, who is favorites among cartoon lovers. From fishing in “Jelly Fish Fields" to riding an “Alaskan Bullworm,” his adventures in every episode are fun and trilling to watch.

For most of us, SpongeBob has been a part of our childhood. We have watched every season, every episode—every holiday special starring “Patchy the Pirate”.

SpongeBob is regarded as one of the top childhood cartoons that has played a major role in the shaping and development of our little kid’s creative mind. Its humor, craziness and odd relevance to reality have a positive impact. SpongeBob is uproariously funny to the extent that it keeps you addicted. And this is one particular trait that makes it so re-watchable.

Today we are bringing to you 20 funny SpongeBob quotes. Hope you enjoy it.

 

1. Weirdest Boner

“I have the weirdest boner right now."

Funny spongebob quotes - I have the weirdest boner right now

 

2. Hey Pal

“Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town."

Funny spongebob quotes - Hey pal you just blow in from stupid  town

 

3. Excuse Me Sir

“Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you."

Funny spongebob quotes - Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you

 

4. Good Noodle

“I’m a good noodle."

Funny spongebob quotes - I’m a good noodle

 

5. Old Sayin

“There’s an old sayin lad: what doesn’t kill ya… usually succeeds in a second attempt."

Funny spongebob quotes - There’s an old sayin lad what doesn’t kill ya usually succeeds in a second attempt

 

6. My Weekend

“When people ask me how I’m gonna spend my weekend."

Funny spongebob quotes - When people ask me how I’m gonna spend my weekend

 

7. Squidward

“Squidward, I broke my laugh box."

Funny spongebob quotes - Sqiudward, I broke my laugh box

 

8. Remember

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Funny spongebob quotes - Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

 

9. Be Excused

“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

Funny spongebob quotes - Can I be excused for the rest of my life

 

10. Pretty Girl

“That hat makes you look like a girl. Am I a pretty girl."

Funny spongebob quotes - That hat makes you look like a girl, am I a pretty girl

 

11. Mayonnaise

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

Funny spongebob quotes - Is mayonnaise an instrunment

 

12. Explode

“You want me to explode?"

Funny spongebob quotes - You want me to explode

 

13. Is This Any Better

“Is this any better, squidward? I made this one with my tears."

Funny spongebob quotes - Is this any better, squidward. I made this one with my tears

 

14. The Award For Laziness

“If I won the award for laziness, I would send you to pick it for me."

Funny spongebob quotes - If I won the award for laziness I would send you to pick it for me

 

 

15. Drive A Sandwich

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich."

Funny spongebob quotes - You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich

 

16. Inner Machinations

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

Funny spongebob quotes - The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

 

17. Say Hello

“And say hello to used napkin."

Funny spongebob quotes - And say hello to used napkin

 

18. I swear

“I swear it’s not what it looks like."

Funny spongebob quotes - I swear it’s not what it looks like

 

19. This Friendship

“And I thought this friendship would never pay off."

Funny spongebob quotes - And I thought this friendship would never pay off

 

20. For Doing

“For doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else."

Funny spongebob quotes - For doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else